Make love, not war …

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November 14, 2012 by calvinette

Is it too early in the week for this kind of talk?

Admit it. Your brain went to a really inappropriate place the first time you read that. As did mine.

I did think the part about gauges was odd, but then I don’t know much about mechanical marital aides.

The unfortunate spelling mistake replacing “message” with “massage” turned out to just be icing on the cake. A very tawdry kind of cake that you might only see at bachelor/bachelorette parties, if you have friends who are into such trashy behavior.

And I certainly hope you do.

It’s obvious now that this person is in search of a shotgun to purchase, but is trying to be sly about it, as the rules of this particular site are strict regarding the buying and selling of weapons.

Well, let’s hope they’re not too strict about marital aides. We could all use more sex and fewer guns, am I right?